Toast one side of a slice of white bread..
Do YOU need new strategies for getting lost in YOUR home town?
Letting helium balloons get caught up in the breeze and lead you down streets works quite well…
Cover the untoasted side with cheese and a pinch of salt and pop under the grill…
Chugging in the Quadrant on behalf of the BGF (British Grief Foundation)
‘You’re not allowed to film in ‘ere, Sir…’
‘But… it’s what he would have wanted…’,
How much salt is in the human body?
‘I’ll google it…’
What are the coins on his eyes for?
‘I think it’s electronic dance music…’
Live Text, Recorded Text, Written Text, Found Text
Now, reduce an unopened pack of cheese and onion crisps in a BLUE PACKET to a fine flavorsome beige dust, using only your forehead and the wall…
Considering the benefits of transforming into a character that can jump between worlds.
Re-framing binge-drinking as ‘calculated hedonism’.
…beat for 30 minutes…make sure you don’t spill any…
Old Text, New Text, Borrowed Text, Blue Text
‘So, how many eye-coins does it take to balance out the bad karma from kicking a dog?’
(You can get 25p off your coffee if you bring a re-usable mug!)
‘Only you know how much your soul’s worth, mate…’
(I’m feeling relieved I didn’t lose mine yesterday,
And only left it in the Reverend James Pub,
Which means we’ll have to go back
On the 111 bus to Loughor
To retrieve it).
Pour the broken crisps into your mouth, chew for 1 minute, then spit the crisp paste onto the TOASTED SIDE OF THE BREAD ONLY!
(don’t give up in despair just because you’ve got this bit wrong in the past…)
From Text, to Instruction, to Action, to Image.
Eating raw jelly isn’t everything it’s cracked up to be, but it is very good at climbing up walls.
Real life sweets vs grief sweets = less photographs.
Cover and bake for 1.5hrs at 5,505 °C for 29 years.
Please feel free
To eat the sweets
And feed the birds
Serve warm decorated with lemon, cherries and walnuts.
*Percent Daily Values are based on a 2000 calorie diet.
Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your whether you’re dead or not.